Роман w0nder Чаднов

They deserve it

// марта 25, 2009

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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say “Did I say you could take a picture?” and he replied with, “No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids.” I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I’m the teacher, I’m gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I’m 16, so I lied and said “no”. The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled “pool house security cameras- love mom.” It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having sex with my boyfriend. FML

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet “someone special”. FML